Texan Vocab

My expanded "Texan Vocabulary" so far...

"Y'all" as opposed to "you guys"
"I'm fixin' to..." instead of the ever popular "I'm going to"
"I seen him..." Oh, that's weird. I thought I SAW him, but I guess I was mistaken.
"Thanks" as in "Rick thanks I'm gonna use that hula hoop, but he's wrong"


Everything else is just spoken at a much slower pace 'round here.
That's a skill this fast-talkin' Yankee is far from mastering.